So I'm wandering around the internet when I happened upon this gem:
Apparently, couples all over the country are on the verge of divorce due to the stankness of their farts. Did you know about this epidemic? I sure didn't, but I'm so glad to hear that someone has been working hard to come up with a solution to this silent but deadly threat to the sacred bond of matrimony. If you go on to the website, you can visit the "testimonials" page, which I can tell you has (very) limited praise for this miracle blanket. And it's stuff like "It must be working because I have not woken myself up since I started using it!" Wait a minute--your farts are so rank that you wake YOURSELF up at night? Hon, I'm thinking that's not normal. You should probably see someone about that...
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